I just won the first game of drag queen bingo here at @saucedwalnutcreek and my prize is a bl*wjob.
Has anybody else noticed that Prime deliveries are taking 3-5 days during this Christmas season? It wasn’t like this last year. I guess the Sunday USPS drivers have gotten lazy… again.
So, for the first time ever, Google is letting Apple win. Google has historically offered their Drive storage for (much) cheaper than Apple (for consumers). Well during the last WWDC just a few months back, Apple announced it was doing away with its 1TB storage plan for $9.99/month. (This was Google’s exact offering as well). But Apple surprised us when they said it was being replaced with the already existing 2TB plan ($19.99/month)- for the same price. I personally though Mr. Tim Cook had spoken wrongly or was reading a typo on the teleprompter. But nope. That was the real deal. Well, since then, Google has done nothing. As a matter of fact, they changed no prices for any of their storage plans. Oh you can get 2TB from Google. But it’ll cost you $19.99/month- exactly $10.00 more than Apple. So, here’s the problem: What if I have 1.5 TB worth of crap on iCloud Drive and I’m paying for the (great) 2TB plan? But what if I also wanted to switch to the cheaper, faster, GORGEOUS Google PixelBook and Pixel 2 Phone…? I’d have to pony up $10 bucks more a month to store my stuff in Google Drive. That’s not good. Some people actually WANT to go simplify and get that dame beautiful PixelBook and stunning Pixel 2 Phone and just live in the cloud. Well, for now, they’ll have to spend their savings on storage… That stinks. C’mon Google! It’s your move! Help me help you!
…that the Amazon Fire Phone would come back, and that Amazon would make a cloud-based laptop ala Chromebook running FireOS? How great would that be?
I mean, do I have to spell it out for you?
Ha ha, this is funny. So by now we have all heard about Facebook adding rainbow flag emojis, and a Christian Facebook page is promising to ban anyone who uses them. In honor of LGBT Pride month the rainbow flag is joining the “thumbs up” & “heart sign,” as well as “excited,” “shocked,’ “sad,” and “angry” emoji as a way to react on Facebook. However, the Warriors for Christ Facebook page is not happy that Facebook has added a rainbow flag emoji to their list of possible post reactions, and issued a stern warning explaining that anyone using a rainbow flag emoji would be banned. #Idiots. As one might expect, many reasonable people took that as a challenge and bombarded the anti-gay Christian Facebook page with happy rainbow flag emojis :-). Myself included, because I had nothing else to do but sit around all day and masturbate to Christian Porn. In response, the Christian Facebook page issued the following public service announcement:
“Despite all the lies and false accusations here we are not being hateful to any person. We also will not back down from proclaimimg truth of God’s word.” Me: I, lovely Church, say “Eat my *ss”. Sin is sin period. Sin results in eternal seperation from God. Despite your lack of understanding of love, we here love everyone enough to speak the truth even in the face of so much hate. Me: “Um, could you go f*ck your yourselves in the *sses with didldos please? Thanks!”
So we speak the truth that sin leads to death, but we have a savior that can set one free from sin and give them a new life in Christ. Me: “Oh STFU, we all “Sin” one way or another. Good luck getting your priests into Heaven, you Pediphiles. I’m sorry, was that a blanket statement? Yeah, and now you know what it’s like.”
Lord I know that right now many lost people are being sent here by the powers of darkness that control them to harass this page. I pray that when they come here that their eyes be opened up to the truth of your word. Your word is living and active and has the power to reach the heart. And even though these people are coming here as our enemies to hate us, I still pray blessings over them and pray you open their eyes to see the truth clearly. Satan has blinded many to the truth, but we come against any attack or insult or curse of the enemy in Jesus name. Me: “No, but SERIOUSLY eat my *ss. I just pooped and this would be a win/win for all involved”.
The “Warriors for Christ” are feeling persecuted because their anti-gay rhetoric is being ridiculed. And all their prayers to a God they say love us/hate us will never justify their pious bigotry and hatred.
PS: Here’s how to get the rainbow flag reaction: (FlagBomb these biggots!)
- Log in to Facebook in the app or on the web
- Go to the LGBTQ@Facebook page
- Like the page (You may go to H*ll for this- I dunno, lol.)
- You might need to logout and log back in again before the reaction appears.
OK, well it seems my job is done.