Everybody is so interested where the nominated actors were when they found out they were nominated. I don’t know why. But I’ll tell you anyway. I was going poop when I found out that I was nominated. Two nominations . One for best lead male actor in a comedy/adult/porn roll and one for best lead female playing opposite my male character. Yeah… so I was pooping.
Can someone please tell me why I am watching this movie? This is so unbelievably graphic. My boyfriend thinks that I am going to have sex with him after this? He should’ve taken the $4.99 he paid to rent this movie from @iTunes and bought himself a #dildo.
I’m about to watch Water World. Either this is a sleeper good movie with bad ratings, or it really was a bomb. I’ll let you know tomorrow.
Well, that was a waste of my time and $4.99 from the iTunes Store. Hey @TomFord, when do I get my money back?
This movie made no sense at all. None whatsoever. Completely disjointed.
Thank God we were late to the movie theater. Because now we get to see Skull Island! If we would have seen Logan, I would have had to masturbate during all of the scenes in the movie. Every single one.
A favorite amongst the #Wh*res out there. Enjoy!