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Vlogging from the toilet.

Do you remember the days when I just used to Vlog from the toilet, or talk about my dates/sex life, or write smutty stuff on my own bathroom walls? Those were the days. Well, they’re coming back! Like it or not they’re coming back from my almost finished #CamperVan! Now I’ll be on the road and doing my fun @YouTube videos from my (much, much smaller) camper bathroom!! Just like @WillAndGrace, everything should get a second run!!

Visiting the parents.

I’m not done driving all over the country in my unfinished van yet. But I got to my parents house last night on the East Coast.

By 11 AM this morning my Ma has called me a “jack*ss”, “crazy” and begged me to get in the shower and “do something about that hair”. Then she said I looked like I combed my hair with a blender. I then took a selfie with her and the hair she made fun of. Now I’m pooping.

I’ll take that shower and do something about this hair, but I swear to god- it’s so good to be home.

At least she made a killer pisghetti last night.

 

Me with bad hair on my Mom’s toilet. Maybe next time she’ll think twice…

100,000,000 views!!

I’d just like to say thanks to everyone who has followed this blog- through all its evolutions since I started it in 2003. As of Friday, September 8th 2017, VocalVirgo.com has had 100,000,000 unique visitors! That’s a great feeling for a non-celebrity, irrelevant guy like me ;-)! Thanks!

I hope to keep evolving and be given the opportunity to keep sharing and entertaining!

 

With Love, @VocalVirgo

Composting Toilet. #VanLife

May I just say that it has been a joy to take a cr*p twice a day in a @LuggableLoo in the van during this road trip. I feel like this is a feeling I want to share with you idiots, because you have no life, and I cover my poo with shavings. Like a cat. Sort of.

Is it wrong that I enjoy crapping in a bucket? Meh.

#CrappingInABucket