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Open letter to @Lyft

Dear Lyft,

Please please please do not change your  branding. No one minded that you went from the big fuzzy pink car ‘stash to the small plastic glowing dash ‘stash. We loved it. Nor Do we mind the Lyft tags on the front & backs of our drivers’ cars. I love driving in cars  when the glorious driver is all lit up with all of his/her Lyft  branding. I love it personally. Myself and so many others think the mustache should stay. It’s one of those iconic things. There’s no reason to try to be a more mature driving experience. That’s why people hate about Uber. You are perfect just the way you are!








Slab City Saturday Movie Night

No, there isn’t a Movie Night in Slab City. Trust me, there are way better things to do here on a Saturday night- like music at The Range or dropping acid in the HoT Springs. But what I’m talking about is me in the Motorhome freshly showered off from the enormous pot-cloud that was 3 hours at The Range (but I had a f*cking blast though! The people and all the dogs were all so freaking nice! Oh, and there was a cat and a rabbit. Seriously.) and I’m watching Bad Grandpa with Johnny Knoxville. I thought it would be stupid. I’ve had it forever. But mediocre WiFi left me few choices. Anyway, this sh*t is HILARIOUS.  Some of it is a little predictable, but wow, some of it is just over the top funny sh*t. I give it 4.5 inches.

Bad Grandpa
Bad Grandpa

My turtles deserve this. 

So, it’s winter in California. My 2 girls have to stay in at least 70 degrees if they can’t warm themselves by hauling themselves out of the trough and onto their wooden deck to bask in the sun. And there isn’t enough sun or warmth this time of year. So, I dropped a 250 watt submersible heater in there to keep it about 72 degrees.

Well now there’s no garden to water either (so no recycling their water to water the plants). That means their water gets dirty. So I am going to put this filter in with them to keep the water from getting stagnant and to keep it clean.

Very un-treehugger of me, I know. Normally I like using as much of their unfiltered water as I can to water the garden and then replace it with fresh, clean water. 3 birds 1 stone: recycle nutrient rich water to fertilize plants; bucketing out water keeps the water from getting stagnant; and finally, the water is perpetualy clean by replacing dirty water (to go to the garden) for clean water. Win-Win-Win. But Winters are not a win for this hippie, lol.

I can’t complain, it’s only $24 on Amazon.

@Apple #AppleMusic limits?!?

I was made aware this morning of a limitation of Apple Music regarding Family Sharing. If an individual is in one “Family” he/she can only switch to another “Family” 2 times in a 6 month period. So, if your girlfriend dumps you and removes you from her Family Share, you have to wait the remainder of the 6 months from when you started to join another “Family”. Wow. That blows. #AppleSometimesSucks


VocalVirgo Apple Music

(this actually blows. wait 200 days to sign up for #AppleMusic? Bl*ws. next they are gonna raise their prices on their MacBook Pros… oh, wait…)