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Sex and Food with animals.

@UberEats sucks *ss.

So it s been over 2 weeks since I ordered and paid for food through @UberEats. A $14 Big Mac from @mcdonalds. Wrong food delivered, and even after emailing and complaining on social media, their response has remained “Too bad”. Their customer service and “resolution center” really sucks. It’s like stealing, admitting you stole and then don’t have to give the money back. No restitution whatsoever. They can suck my *sshole dry.

@UberEats SUCKS @McDonads

Being called a “Fag” and bullied on Social Media.

So, the last few weeks I have been the recipient of some bullying on my own social media outlets. When someone follows you on your social media and give you grief, OR follow your social media JUST to bully you, that is also called “Trolling”. So, I have a few Trolls who are Bullying me- mostly in the comments sections of my own social Media.

I don’t #Hate back. What I do is just respond (OMG, I LOVE RESPONDING!) with something really gritty about their personality, or remind them that they aren’t satisfying their partner as well as I have. Or if I have to make it a quick response, I just tell them their Mother is a C*nt- and that I’ve had her. If I have a few more seconds to spare, I’ll let them know it was crusty when I went in there.

Don’t EVER let yourself be bullied by scared little people from behind their keyboards. You don’t have to defend yourself, or even acknowledge the spew they spat out at you. Just telling them you f*cked their Mom should be enough to piss them off or shut them up or maybe even get a few of your friendly followers to laugh at your comments (which is really laughing at the Bully).

#DontAllowBullying

I’d like to rape @DrLuke

I’m not asleep yet. But I bet if I spermed, I’d sleep like a baby. Normally I don’t do the rape. I like it consentual, but seeing how Dr. Luke is A-OK with rape, I’ll just do him. He’s kinda gross, but I’ll be doing him from behind so I won’t really have to look at his ugly, lying face.

@KeshaRose