My brand new Honda CB150, #FreshOffTheBoat. Carbureted thumper… Does surprisingly well. Now to put some #KnobbyTires on him.:-)
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Baby Deer Suck.
I went camping this weekend. All I wanted to do was art my bag of chips… but I ended up being #FosterMother to this baby deer. What the h*ll is going on…? I’m like a magnet for baby orphan animals…
And then after this #uglydeer I was helping to tame a little itsy-bitsy tiny feral kitten.
I do love my life :-).
One last YouTube slam.
Hey @YouTube, why is it that I can’t use “colorful” language in my videos, but you’re running 2 min long ads from @DrSquatchSoapCo where he touches a mans penis with a stick, talks about sh*t, and goes on to about his balls, and more. Totally unfair. Funny as sh*t, but not fair.
Don’t Change for ANYBODY! #BeYou
Someone messaged me on Twitter today and told me that I am funnier than f*ck and should NOT change my “format” on my @YouTube channel just to please #MiddleAmerica. They went on to say that I am “refreshing & honest” no matter if I’m delivering my banter from a toilet or from my bed in my #VanLife van. Lots of people have said lots of things to me about my music, social media, living in a van etc; over the years, but his ending words of “DON’T CHANGE!” really struck a chord.
I’m not changing for anyone. Not my Christian neighbors who don’t like the f*g next door (Hey gurl, I’m talkin’ about ME!). Not YouTube so I can get my channel’s monetization turned back on (I’m not “family friendly”, duh). Nobody. I LOVE who I am, and if folks don’t like me, they can eat a d*ck (not mine, as it is already spoken for…).
So thank you random follower of my funny/inappropriate/honest social media… seriously, thank you.
Pretty Drink
For being a person who doesn’t drink alcohol, I sure do order fun, colorful drinks. Yah me!
F*ck Cancer. Again.
This is what Cancer-Free looks like! #grateful #newlife @cancerwellmag @becancerfree And now, back to #VanLife and #Music …and maybe helping out some more #UglyAnimals too ;-).
