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Sexting with my Sister

I just sent this text to my Sister, (on purpose) who is recovering from surgery and I am her caretaker. But I wanted her to think it was an accident and that I meant to send the text to my boyfriend…

#CalledMyBluff

She knows me too well. My tricks are getting too old. But, it was fun anyway 🙂

BTW, her response was “LOL, I love you. You’re disgusting.“

 

Nothing wrong with some #SiblingSexting

Getting cyber bullied by a 12-year-old #Instagram

So this is a screenshot from a voicemail left on my Google Voice business account – by a 12-year-old boy (or maybe a girl?) on Instagram @life_is_funny_12 who thinks he/she is cyber bullying me, LOL. The voicemail is so freaking hilarious. I can’t tell if it’s a boy or a girl, but this child is too young to be on @Instagram AND could be my damn grandchild, LOL! #InternetDeathThreats #LongLiveTheInternet

*Who wants to hear it? 😉

Sportsmobile Issues

This is what @sportsmobilewest thinks is acceptable fit/finish. This is the absolute LEAST of their horrible work- what follows will start showing how bad their work really was (leaks, roof falling down, electrical fire etc. etc. I will be posting all of the photos, videos, recorded phone calls- *including their employees making anti-gay remarks to me*, AND copies of their lawyer’s hilarious threatening and unprofessional emails to me. 

And I have THE BEST videos of employees talking sh*t about their uneducated managers, lol. Stay tuned, this will be great!

Sportsmobile crooked and wrinkled window

Just met the coolest #VanTravelers!

Formally the Brammo Van!

I just met the most AWESOME, nicest, friendliest, colorfully-funny, fellow #VanTravelers!! And get this: Their Van was formally the (only) delivery van for the electric motorcycle company @Brammo!! In my book, that makes their Van the van that started it’s life in the most unique manner. A total 1-off, if you will. 

Rarely do I meet people so nice and so willing to talk and share their stories. And they were so straight and forward about it. I absolutely loved their personalities!! They made my night! I literally could have talked to them all night. But I was afraid for my personal safety, as they were both looking at me like I was a piece of candy, LOL. <—— I made that last part up, but did you expect anything else from me?