Yaaaaah! The Mexican guy I hired for 1 Peso is all done painting! Now to trash the walls!
I am laying in bed blogging about having to pee but not wanting to get out of bed. Why? Why would I tell the world this? Who cares if I have to pee so bad I can taste it? Who cares that it’s so cold in my house that my d*ck is ‘prolly an innie right now?
Should I just pee in my bed? Would that be so wrong?
F*ck it, I’m going back to sleep.
I’m going to bed early tonight. My b*tch *ss got up at 6:30 AM this morning. So, I’m hoping that as an award for all my hard work today (turned 2 tricks and gave a homeless guy a freebie) I can have a sex dream tonight- a good one (which means no Asians).
I’m sorry, I know I said I’m not a complainer, but I found this video that I wanted to post on Facebook a while back, but they were giving me trouble about the content I posted at the time, so I never did. And since Google encourages its Bloggers to be themselves (huge mistake Google, *huge*…) I thought I’d post it now. It’s just a funny example of stupid people. God I love stupid people.
Now look, I’m not a big complainer…. unless you c*m before I do and then you want to stop. But I mean, I gotta say something about these “Twitter Eggs”, as my small brain likes to call the because they never have any profile pictures attached- just pictures of eggs, Twitter Eggs. Anyway- why is it that after I post, I then get a bunch of Twitter Spam from these Twitter Eggs? Will someone please explain to me how this works? I’m a techie, I’ll understand I swear. But what is the deal? Do these people or computers just make a Twitter account and then send out spam to whoever just posted and then cancel their accounts? I mark “Spam” on every single one I get. The only time I didn’t is because, and I admit it was bad form, some girl Tweeted that she wanted to show me her boobies. I fell for it. It was an iPad giveaway, not boobies. Most people would have taken the iPad, but I felt cheated.