Boobs don’t get boring, and this is why:
-No 2 are the same (in pairs or on the same lady).
-They are interchangeable with just a few thousand dollars & 2 weeks recovery time.
-They are the top 2 things men & *lesbians think about most during the day. *(please see important note at bottom)
-They secrete milk about 9 months after their **owner has sex without a rubber. **(please see important note at bottom)
-They’re so so much fun to play with, as long as giant, pencil eraser sized nipples don’t get in the way. No one likes those. Seriously, no one does.
*Lesbians are in a class called “Homosexuals” and that means there is no place in God’s Kingdom for them. I know this to be a true fact because that crazy b*tch who pickets Soldiers funerals said so. I hate that dumb b*tch.
**Women like this are also known as “Wh*res”.