I was up all night and am hitting the sheets now, which means I will sleep all day and be unable to post numerous dirrty posts. So my advice to you is this: Read this very very slowly so it lasts all day. Most of you probably failed your GEDs so I’m sure taking most of the day to read this isn’t a far cry from my assumption. “Assumption”. 3 syllables, you dumb, dumb b*tches.
PS: When you’re done getting someone literate to read this to you, stare at the picture of me and tell me you’d hit that.
PPS: Not “hit” like my Ex would do… “hit” as in nail/boing/tap/enter/pay $5 for oral.