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I lost ALL my YouTube subscribers.

I have had a YouTube channel since 2007. I was an original Gmail beta tester in early 2004. I have always been #TeamGoogle. But then last year ALL of my uploaded/matched Google Play Music disappeared and it has been 9 months with still no fix despite many Google employees efforts and countless hours on my part spent on the issue. NOW, my entire subscriber base on my YouTube.com/VocalVirgo channel has disappeared. I have 1 subscriber. In talking with Google’s @YouTube team supporters, there is no explanation and nothing they can do to repopulate/repropagate my subscribers. So, unless someone actually notices they aren’t getting notifications on my new content and goes to see why, I probably have to convince a whole new set of ~214,xxx people that my #PottyHumored content is worth subscribing to… Balls. The sad thing is that whatever advertising money that was unpaid is now gone as well. Those checks were donated by me to charities I supported. Oy. It seems like too much work to even keep my channel going now…

 

Logan Paul just fucked me right in the ass.

Logan Paul

Thank you, Logan Paul (@LoganPaul). You did me from behind and I didn’t even know you were there. @YouTube took down 16 of my funniest videos because of new guidelines they have implemented- apparently because of you. Don’t misunderstand, I just looked you up to see who you are and what the fuck you did to influence @Google ‘s rules and guidelines. And I think you’re OK. I’ve never seen any of your videos, or any of your social media for that matter, but props to you for going too far. I’ve been doing it for years. Most people love me for it, some hate my gorgeous guts for it. But with that said, 16 of my videos are gone along with the millions of views and comments. You suck- but in the best way. #NeverBackDown

No, but seriously, you owe me 16 YouTube videos. I would take sex as payment, but… no, wait… I’ll take the sex. Thank you in advance.