I’m at a place called “Wokcano” and I’m going to compare their Mongolian Beef with PF Changs Mongolian Beef. I’m wondering whose is better. I’m also wondering how many times I can use the word “Beef” before it sounds sexual. Beef. Beef.
BTW, ladies… The server I got is man-hot. I got his name. It’s John Sanders. You’re Welcome.