Facebook is getting me laid!!

This was my all time favorite “Sticking Up for Myself” speech! But um… haters kept complaining and Facebook eventually turned my Personal Profile into a “Fan Page” because they said I was a “Public Image” and couldn’t misuse their services anymore. They were kind enough to “Transfer” my Profile instead of deleting me. Pages have 1/2 the features of profiles and I couldn’t interact with my peeps the way we all enjoyed. So… after talking about it for forever, we started the very Blog you’re reading this on!! Yaaaaah me! And now I can say any f*cking thing I want!! GOOGLE believes in freedom of speech and self expression, they say so right on their Blogger sign up pages. So, f*ck Facebook in it’s smelly c*nt!! I got me a podium now and it’s called BLOGGER. Happy Aniversary, Google. We’ve been having this love affair for 3 weeks now and the freedom you give still makes me all drippy down there at the end of my shaft area!
Now, if you could all leave us alone, me and Google are gonna play hide the little VocalVirgo, poke me poke me & do positions #121, #314 and #42. I’ll let you know how it turns out though. #314 is a tough one. Ya gotta really have a strong uvula for that one.

(no one was hurt in the cancelation of my FB profile. but FB sure does like to f*ck!)

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