This is how you get free french fries:
1. Go somewhere where you know they serve fries. (duh).
2. Order nothing but make sure your friend order fries with whatever he orders.
3. Make sure he salts and catsup’s them the way you like.
4. Before he digs into YOUR fries, tell him about your last BM- be graphic and speak with intent.
5. Enjoy your fries! You’ll ‘prolly get the burger and whatever else he ordered too!