Good morning McDonald’s

Good morning to me. I’m up bright and early as is my erecrion. I am going to McDonald’s to get one of their crazy unhealthy giant breakfast. with a soda instead of orange juice. I am what every person should look up to as The standard of today’s healthy. And as I am sitting on the doorstep writing this, Cram, the feral cat who I believe is definitely 100% at least possibly maybe dating my cat, is trying to come inside to see if there’s any breakfast to be had. As an animal lover, I’m the luckiest guy in the world. And I guess I’ll be sharing some of my bacon with her when I get back. 🙂

(I feel like the look on her face is saying “Hey you, I know it’s early, but what ya’ got? Any breakfast stuffs? I’ll just hang out here until you’re ready to feed me. PS: you’re quite handsome.” Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s what she’s saying. Especially that last part.)

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