Grindr Sexual Harassment

OK, so you guys know I used Grindr during the entire year of 2012 to get good/hysterical/ridiculous/shocking screenshots for your enjoyment. Well, I quit that Dec 31st so I could move on to other immature things. I deleted the account with Grindr’s in-app option, and emailed them asking them to please remove that account from the IMEI number of the device. After 10 days and 3 emails later, I still had not gotten any response from them. So, f*ck it, I was sure their system admin would do the appropriate things. So, I sold the device about a week ago. It went to a friend who was a brand new tester/virtual keyboard person (aka “Old”). Well, he was exited about different Apps and I installed a few for him, but sure enough, his super-gay *ss found out about f*ckin’ Grindr and had his friend download it for him and set it up. Well, Grindr never removed the account from the device and aaaaall these dudes started sending him messages thinking it was still me. (I can only imagine his excitement… I’m just sayin’.) So this one dude whom I had to block when it was my account, is now unblocked and sending my friend aaaaall these nasty naked nasty photos (which again, I can only imagine his excitement) and insisting “they” meet and f*ck. Now this is about the time I found out about it, because he told me he was going to meet up with some guy from the App. I’m ot gonna lie, the thought went through my head that it could be my old account. So, I met up with him last night and looked at his device. Totally still my account, but now just had his picture and info on it. There were messages from guys obviously thinking it was me, but my friend had no clue (old). So here’s the best part- my friend was SO upset that the guy he was going to meet (and most others he was talking to) probably thought they were still talking to me, that he said he wants to go back to his old non- smartphone phone. THEN he tells me that he hadn’t been able to much more than answer the phone, type a bunch of badly typo’d messages on Grindr and watch Netflix (which he described as a complete waste of time because the screen is so small) and read emails (typing emails on it was “torture”). So, in the interest of my sanity, I took the phone back this morning and had his sh*tty-*ss regular old phone put back on his account. Job well done, if you ask me.
Now, I’m going to try and get Grindr to disconnect the account from the phone so I can give it to another sTupiT person.
I hope you enjoyed the story. I am going to masturbate now.

(my gay reputation was harmed in the taking of this screenshot)

One Comments

  • Marc

    January 17, 2013

    OMG, you're fucking crazy man! I love how random and off your posts are. Why are you not a comedian?


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