I had sex last night…

I wasn’t going to mention this, because you all know how shy I am… but I had me some sex last night. It was a wild time. I’m going to ask her to come back over tonight. @Rosie was the second best lay I ever had. @realDonaldTrump was better, but only because he was willing to do some crazy sh*t, @Rosie is too much of a lady. And she has way nicer hair. And I’m sad to say, @realDonaldTrump has carpeting that does indeed match the drapes, and that made it pretty difficult to do the oral.

One Comments

  • nicole oring

    January 17, 2012

    Doing your cat doesn't count even if you do call him a pussy.


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