#Instagram-Fails

These are photos that I think you the world need to see, but Instagram disagrees. Enjoy.

 

Wow. I’ve been like this for a long time. #2005
Super sexy me. Now only if I had more cleavage!
No tops in #SlabCity? No Problem!
No tops in #SlabCity? No Problem!
These are my spermies. Huge and healthy.
These are my spermies. Huge and healthy.
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Probably wasn’t thinking about folks behind her.
They may have bought pork at the $.99 Cent Store.
May have bought pork at the $.99 Cent Store.
Wow Daddy, your litter box is way worse than mine.
Wow Daddy, your litter box is way worse than mine.
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Notice the hand behind my head. That happened.
Random Toilet
Public toilets need extra special attention. 
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Black c*cks are only 2 clicks away. (Ted 2)
VocalVirgo 3-way Teddy Bears
The one in the middle deserved an award.
Virgo Degan best picture ever
This was by far one of the best days of my life.
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The most productive office I ever had, no sh*t.
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I paid for 1/2 her boob-job. So left one was mine.
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This is what I think every naked woman looks like.
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This is why Facebook closed my 13th account.
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Jesus F*cking Christ this sex doll is perfect!!
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A self portrait by @VocalVirgo. It’s totally accurate.