I don’t know if Airport police find me attractive or what… But this is the second time I’ve been stopped at LAX and harassed by their fake police. The one guy actually had the nerve to school me on the types of terrorism that are going on right now in our country. And then he questioned me about why there is no license plates on my car. My brand-new car. My brand-new car that, like every other brand-new car, won’t have license plates for a few months. I honestly felt like, just for a second, telling him to eat my d*ck.

I will never have sex with a cop. Again. Yesterday.

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