The best way to f*ck off is by getting in your motor home and getting to another town. I’m staying in Palm Desert through Xmas and I’m already loving it. There is nothing like getting on the road and nodding out of the city for a few days. Speaking of anal sex, I’m wondering if there is anybody in this part of town who wants to get nailed unmercifully for about an hour. And then another person to do the same for me each and every day until I’m satisfied.