I wonder if @starbucks approves of this?
They gave me a free soda with my breakfast for dinner because I was so funny at the counter. How awesome is that!? #ImFukkingFunny.
I did a review of the 2017 Honda rebel motorcycle just a week or so ago. And then some fool did a review for foxnews.com. And the thing is almost word for word copied from my blog. #DontPlagiarize
This chick try to hitch a ride with me on my van… I told her no thanks, she’s not my type.
Look at the bottom right of this fool’s rear bumper. He took a clean car lane access sticker and put it on his truck. #Fool. It’s not even that funny. It’s like somebody putting a four-wheel-drive emblem on their Prius.