26 woke me up with his “Butgler in the house” call. I turned on the light and he showed me who committed the B&E: This HUGE*SS moth the size of a freakin’ bird. It took both my hands to hold the f*cker so I could give him the boot out of the house. #goddamnednature
Hey @YouTube, why is it that I can’t use “colorful” language in my videos, but you’re running 2 min long ads from @DrSquatchSoapCo where he touches a mans penis with a stick, talks about sh*t, and goes on to about his balls, and more. Totally unfair. Funny as sh*t, but not fair.
Someone messaged me on Twitter today and told me that I am funnier than f*ck and should NOT change my “format” on my @YouTube channel just to please #MiddleAmerica. They went on to say that I am “refreshing & honest” no matter if I’m delivering my banter from a toilet or from my bed in my #VanLife van. Lots of people have said lots of things to me about my music, social media, living in a van etc; over the years, but his ending words of “DON’T CHANGE!” really struck a chord.
I’m not changing for anyone. Not my Christian neighbors who don’t like the f*g next door (Hey gurl, I’m talkin’ about ME!). Not YouTube so I can get my channel’s monetization turned back on (I’m not “family friendly”, duh). Nobody. I LOVE who I am, and if folks don’t like me, they can eat a d*ck (not mine, as it is already spoken for…).
So thank you random follower of my funny/inappropriate/honest social media… seriously, thank you.
OMG. I just read through @YouTube new (June 2019) content guidelines. Holy. Sh*t. I will never get my AdSense/Advertising/YPP back because in almost ALL of my videos I use “Inappropriate Language”. My channel is satire/funny. My YouTube earning days are over #CantChangeWhoIAm ;-(
For being a person who doesn’t drink alcohol, I sure do order fun, colorful drinks. Yah me!