If you are reading this before or just after a meal, or you were out drinking and are trashed, ‘prolly best if you wait until tomorrow to watch the video.
This dumb dumb b*tch almost rear ended me (c’mon people, heads out of gutters please) 3 times at 3 stop signs. Then she ran the 4th one in a school zone and kids were everywhere. The responsible me threw f*ck it to the wind. I got out, took her picture and did the thumb/pinky thing to my face (universal for “phone” in any language… wait- or “call me”. Crap. I hope she doesn’t call me.) Anyway, then she went a little crazy and tried to pull up next to my car so I couldn’t get in. She was off by about 4 feet, so getting in was as easy as gliding into a wh*re in Vegas (I’m assuming, I swear). So, now picture it: she is on her phone still, at a stop sign, in front of a school and in the wrong lane and the guy she was “parked” in front of was honking at her like a crazy man. (I would have too).
I’m not gonna lie. I felt vindicated.
By the time you read this, the deed will be done. You’re Welcome.