Just a quickie, so you know i’m still a perv and haven’t gone soft on you.
So, who’s it gonna be? One of you f*ckers better offer up some tail. I’ll be gentle, swear!
Someone just emailed me and said “You have only blogged 2 times todit, and I need more of your flavor of entertainment than that. Please blog more.”
First of all, learn to spell. Secondly, suck my d*ck, I am not your own personal monkey that is here to do tricks for you. However, if you know anything about me, you know how much I like goodies. Buy me something off my Amazon Wish List and I’ll do whatever you want. I’m a cheap wh*re like that.
Look at the fuel gauge, and then look at the miles driven….. for you sTuPiT people, it’s the number at the bottom (he he, I said “bottom”. that’s a gay term for the guy who takes it up the *ss). Anyway, look at the picture and be jealous.
This was my all time favorite “Sticking Up for Myself” speech! But um… haters kept complaining and Facebook eventually turned my Personal Profile into a “Fan Page” because they said I was a “Public Image” and couldn’t misuse their services anymore. They were kind enough to “Transfer” my Profile instead of deleting me. Pages have 1/2 the features of profiles and I couldn’t interact with my peeps the way we all enjoyed. So… after talking about it for forever, we started the very Blog you’re reading this on!! Yaaaaah me! And now I can say any f*cking thing I want!! GOOGLE believes in freedom of speech and self expression, they say so right on their Blogger sign up pages. So, f*ck Facebook in it’s smelly c*nt!! I got me a podium now and it’s called BLOGGER. Happy Aniversary, Google. We’ve been having this love affair for 3 weeks now and the freedom you give still makes me all drippy down there at the end of my shaft area!
Now, if you could all leave us alone, me and Google are gonna play hide the little VocalVirgo, poke me poke me & do positions #121, #314 and #42. I’ll let you know how it turns out though. #314 is a tough one. Ya gotta really have a strong uvula for that one.
I’m not putting a picture here, you wh*res have already seen my sh*t 100 times. I just wanted to shout out that my *ss is working overtime.