I am about 2 minutes rom f*cking the cat, and that is not the kind of p*ssy I like. Yeah, I’d enjoy the screaming, but it wouldn’t be satisfying. Much.
I saw Nicole Oring totally naked last night. And I’ve been playing with my naughty-bits ever since.
Guess who swung by and did a Sitting In For vlog for me? Porn Star Nicole Oring! Yaaaaaaaaaah! And yeah, she shows her *ss. “Wh*re”, just like the rest of my friends.
I wonder if Madonna would do a Sit In? (Don’t make any “sit on” jokes. That’s too easy, ya’ dumb f*ckers.)
I’m doing a Sit Down with Nicole Oring tonight. I can’t wait. She makes me horny.
Hi f*ckers! Happy Super Bowl Sunday! Let me know which team won and by how many bases!
Anyway…. Here’s my Sunday Sit Down. Enjoy. I have to masturbate tonight. I’ll keep you updated….
Gigantic logs are falling out of my *ss as I type this. I just wanted you all to know.