I’m going to bed early tonight. My b*tch *ss got up at 6:30 AM this morning. So, I’m hoping that as an award for all my hard work today (turned 2 tricks and gave a homeless guy a freebie) I can have a sex dream tonight- a good one (which means no Asians).
I’m sorry, I know I said I’m not a complainer, but I found this video that I wanted to post on Facebook a while back, but they were giving me trouble about the content I posted at the time, so I never did. And since Google encourages its Bloggers to be themselves (huge mistake Google, *huge*…) I thought I’d post it now. It’s just a funny example of stupid people. God I love stupid people.
Now look, I’m not a big complainer…. unless you c*m before I do and then you want to stop. But I mean, I gotta say something about these “Twitter Eggs”, as my small brain likes to call the because they never have any profile pictures attached- just pictures of eggs, Twitter Eggs. Anyway- why is it that after I post, I then get a bunch of Twitter Spam from these Twitter Eggs? Will someone please explain to me how this works? I’m a techie, I’ll understand I swear. But what is the deal? Do these people or computers just make a Twitter account and then send out spam to whoever just posted and then cancel their accounts? I mark “Spam” on every single one I get. The only time I didn’t is because, and I admit it was bad form, some girl Tweeted that she wanted to show me her boobies. I fell for it. It was an iPad giveaway, not boobies. Most people would have taken the iPad, but I felt cheated.
I have nothing else to convey this morning except that. See, that’s what happens when I start a Blog with no real agenda. Just like to talk. That’s it. Maybe once in a while something interesting or useful will come out. But not this morning. Just “Good Morning F*ckers!”
Now go away, I have to wash my b*lls. And I may trim my *ss-hair as well, it’s a little stubbly.
I’m watching this movie called “And Then There Was One” and right in the beginning, 4:06, the boom drops down into the shot. It’s kinda funny. Doesn’t anyone realize these things before the film is released? I’ve seen dozens of movies with terrible continuity errors. I know there has to be a website showcasing these blunders.
That is all. You may now go back about your business. Which was probably sexual. Thank You Jesus.