This nice lady is replacing her new iPhone 4S on the right with the *brand* new iPhone on the left, here at the Apple Store. And for good reason: it took a drop down 2 flights of concrete stairs. Ouch to the poor iPhone and ouch to her wallet. She has to pay full price for the new f*cker, to the tune of $700! My *ss aches just thinking about it. It also aches for other reasons as well. I let you perverted wh*res ponder that one.
@Joan_Rivers just asked me to sh*t in her toilet!! Yaaaaaaaaaah!
I’m so exited! I don’t know what to wear or if my *ss will get stage fright and shut down like half the web did the other day…
I couldn’t help it. His Facebook profile was just there staring me in the face. He had made fun comments to my posts, followed me, stalked me, s*cked me in a public bathroom…. OK, none of that is true, but he was laughing at my Status Updates and egging me on. So, I did what any (ab)normal person would do….. I posted on his Wall.
PS, he really was a good sport about it. I even talked to him on the tele and he was completely un-offended. Too bad. I tried.