Here’s the Sit Down I had with my favoritest DQ, Lady Vajayjay. She was every bit as b*tchy, funny and wh*rey as all those Sailers said. Plus, Connie was there and was a f*cking mess. Bestest. Sit Down. Ever. (Um, it was my first Sit Down, so…. f*ck her, there’ll be better ones to come!)
This nice lady is replacing her new iPhone 4S on the right with the *brand* new iPhone on the left, here at the Apple Store. And for good reason: it took a drop down 2 flights of concrete stairs. Ouch to the poor iPhone and ouch to her wallet. She has to pay full price for the new f*cker, to the tune of $700! My *ss aches just thinking about it. It also aches for other reasons as well. I let you perverted wh*res ponder that one.
@Joan_Rivers just asked me to sh*t in her toilet!! Yaaaaaaaaaah!
I’m so exited! I don’t know what to wear or if my *ss will get stage fright and shut down like half the web did the other day…