Someone just messaged me and asked me why, if I’m not bound by FB’s ridiculous rules, am I still editing my f*cking blogs and manually silencing-out my words on video…. I guess it’s because I like to keep text life and video life in sync. <——–Kidding. Actually, I started doing that 15 years ago when my Niece was born, so that by the time she was old enough to understand words, I’d be f*cking good at not swearing in front of her (meanwhile, my Sister talks like a filthy slut in front of her… it’s true…… and she is). And then, in videos I knew I’d send to my Mom for the family I would purposely do the same. It got to be where I didn’t have to think about it, I just automatically did it (kinda’ like straightening out my thick (he he, I said “thick”) Jersey accent. I’d have to be drunk to do either, and I don’t drink, so they are a sure-thing (kind of like all of your Mothers).
Swearing like crazy the other day in the video blog just kind of felt wrong. It felt almost unnatural, as fun as it was. So, enjoy that one, because I won’t say bad words anymore. It’s just as sinful as homosexuality and eating shrimps or crabs or whatever the Hell the Bible says is wrong. So, No more swearing. You’re just going to have to call me on the phone if you want to hear me swear. Being the “Self-(Bleeping) B*stard” doesn’t work over the phone, it just makes it sound like I’m on AT&T. That’s right- I said it. AT&T sucks my nut-sack. <——- I didn’t asterisk out that because really, there’s no bad words in that…..
Speaking of the Bible, does anyone really read that POS? It was hands down the worst AND funniest book I’ve ever read. Seriously- if you all want a good laugh, read “The Way”. Cracked. Us. Up. (and by “us” I mean the girl I was sinning with at the time. We took a break from 4 different sins to read some of it. Hilarious.