I wasn’t going to blog this, but the smell is lingering for so long that I’m taking it as a sign….. I farted in bed whilst blogging. The smell was SO bad, the cat got up and left. I don’t think I went doody yesterday, and I think my doody is gonna be a doozy today by the smell of things. This, my wh*rey friends, I will keep you updated on.
Last night I f*cked in the *ss. Several times. Strange thing is, he was calling out for that dumb b*tch wh*re he does those funny videos with. I don’t know why he’d call for her…. she looks like the type to join in, not help him out of a situation. Did I mention she’s a wh*re?
I wasn’t going to mention this, because you all know how shy I am… but I had me some sex last night. It was a wild time. I’m going to ask her to come back over tonight. @Rosie was the second best lay I ever had. @realDonaldTrump was better, but only because he was willing to do some crazy sh*t, @Rosie is too much of a lady. And she has way nicer hair. And I’m sad to say, @realDonaldTrump has carpeting that does indeed match the drapes, and that made it pretty difficult to do the oral.
How could I forget to link to this video? It has sh*t AND children!!