Now look, I’m not a big complainer…. unless you c*m before I do and then you want to stop. But I mean, I gotta say something about these “Twitter Eggs”, as my small brain likes to call the because they never have any profile pictures attached- just pictures of eggs, Twitter Eggs. Anyway- why is it that after I post, I then get a bunch of Twitter Spam from these Twitter Eggs? Will someone please explain to me how this works? I’m a techie, I’ll understand I swear. But what is the deal? Do these people or computers just make a Twitter account and then send out spam to whoever just posted and then cancel their accounts? I mark “Spam” on every single one I get. The only time I didn’t is because, and I admit it was bad form, some girl Tweeted that she wanted to show me her boobies. I fell for it. It was an iPad giveaway, not boobies. Most people would have taken the iPad, but I felt cheated.
I have nothing else to convey this morning except that. See, that’s what happens when I start a Blog with no real agenda. Just like to talk. That’s it. Maybe once in a while something interesting or useful will come out. But not this morning. Just “Good Morning F*ckers!”
Now go away, I have to wash my b*lls. And I may trim my *ss-hair as well, it’s a little stubbly.
I’m watching this movie called “And Then There Was One” and right in the beginning, 4:06, the boom drops down into the shot. It’s kinda funny. Doesn’t anyone realize these things before the film is released? I’ve seen dozens of movies with terrible continuity errors. I know there has to be a website showcasing these blunders.
That is all. You may now go back about your business. Which was probably sexual. Thank You Jesus.
It’s true, I talked for 14+ minutes. More like babbled. Normally, I would not have watched the video first, but I did because I thought I’d have to edit the first 1:50 out…… but then I was like “F*ck it, my big motto is ‘Life is Random’ so I’ll just leave it that way.” My BIG thing is to not edit anything… life is too edited, I hate that. Just ‘show up and be you’ is the thought that has kept me going forever, so…. no editing.
This Vlog is long. I recommend you bring your laptop or Smart Phone with you when you make your next BM, that’ll be the perfect time to watch this.
And as always…. You’re Welcome.
I took a pill at 1. I decided I would rather watch Netflix than go to bed, so I compromised- I watched it in bed on the laptop. Then I went out to get something to eat. Del Taco had an unbeatable deal on 3 big fat Mexican things stuffed with a ton of sh*t for $5. I got that. Came home, crawled back into bed thinking “I’ll never be able to eat all this.” The last thing I remember is putting a taco in my mouth (and not in the way I did with my second girlfriend- this taco I was going to enjoy) and then I woke up at *3 PM* with fast food wrappers all over the bed, an opened laptop with a dead battery and my cat trying to lick the inside of my open mouth for scraps.
I ate all if it and then passed out like a common drunk.
I’m just as surprised as you.
There is a guy in San Diego who today, on the cult followed VW Diesel site “TDIclub.com” claims that on 12/30/2011 he drove his car 55 MPH for 1000.3 miles and got a whopping 64.41 MPG. He has a fully stock 2003 Jetta TDI. He inflated the tires to max. pressure and used cruise control to stay at an electronically exact (almost) 55MPH. Apparently he did this in a single trip, over 20 hours long.
I’m a tree-hugger myself, and have been guilty of over-inflatting the tires and drafting, but this guy has some serious time on his hands! Where did he pee? Seriously…. where did he pee?
(photo credit: autoblog.com)