Perfect Poo

I woke up from a 12 hour nap. That’s another story… Anyway before I went to sleep I took the supplements that are supposed to help cleanse your colon. I have taken them before but not three nights in a row like I have now. The first two mornings were okay – call them a little sloppy… but just now, at 4 AM when I woke up with a cramp, I just had the best, the easiest, the smoothest, the most normal BM I have ever had. I would like to thank my friend Mark for turning me onto this supplement. I no longer have to schedule my sh*rs- or prop up the iPad in the bathroom in preparation for a 1 to 2 episode marathon of my favorite show while I take a very long drawnout pasty poop.

I share this with you because I know you all are dying to get my *ss updates.

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