Re: Sleeping with no pants.

So last night when I woke up at 2:xx AM with an enormous erection because I wasn’t sleeping with any pants on, I didn’t go back to sleep… Until about 11 o’clock this morning. So now it is 7 PM and it’s actually like my 7 AM. So I’m at my neighbor’s place pooping, and I’m making breakfast which consists of chicken strips, onion rings, turkey sausages, and meatballs. Something feels wrong here.

(my neighbors bathroom air quality suffered during the making of this photo.)

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