Rent D*ck

Text to my friend who rents me the spot behind his apt. house: 
“I put my laundry from the washer to the dryer last night, and then I went to bed. I got up this morning and I went to get my laundry and it was still in the dryer. It was not folded. It was not fluffed. I don’t understand why I pay rent.”
Iiiiiiiiii’m funny!!

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