Robert Eggers, please read.

@RobertEggers Can you please tell me what the f*ck “The Witch” was about? I’ve seen plenty of bad movies. But my lord, what was this movie supposed to be about? It made no sense. None. I was following it just fine. But it made no sense and went nowhere. And the ending was what? Why? I mean… What the H*ll was this flick? The rabbit?? That goat?? Coughing up an apple? A crow nursing from/pecking at a lactating woman?? Are you kidding me, sir?

Worse than “Lady in the Water”. Even worse than “Virgo Does Vermont” (and that one at least showed vaginas).
 #TotalFail You should be banned from making movies.

AND WHY THE F*CK WAS IT SPELLED WITH 2 “V’S” AS “W”??

Any way you look at the ads for this bomb, it still makes no sense.

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