Sh*tty Sheets

Alright, no making fun… But last night I fell asleep eating a Butterfinger while watching a nature program narrated by Meryl Streep. I woke up because my bladder was going to explode. The computer was dead- ran out of juice, and somehow I ended up sleeping on top of what was left of the Butterfinger. The chocolate melted and both the sheets and back of my shirt look like they have been shat on.
True. Story.

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