So fed up with Apple/Siri

Asking Siri where the nearest drycleaners is to me was like asking a Bull-Dyke for a bl*wjob. It only found half of them that were in my area, and refused to tell me where the one was that was right around the corner. I had to call a friend that’s in this town to ask where it was. @Apple:  You owe my friend a blowjob. And FYI: I’m about 2 clicks away from giving away this iPhone and my slower than God on Sundays brand new Mac and getting a Pixel phone and a Chromebook. #Suck.My.D*ck.

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