Socks are the new T&A

Is anyone interested in hearing about my masterbatory event this morning putting me back to sleep for an hour? Of course you do.
So there I am stuffing myself into a sock, thinking of Madonna’s MDNA Boobie showing, and the next thing you know, I weigh approximately 4oz’s less and am falling asleep.
Does this turn you on? You’re all sick little Whr*res.

(only a single tube sock was moistened during the making of this photo)

One Comments

  • VocalVirgo

    July 30, 2012

    Should it be "T-n-A"? I'm confused. Maybe I should just call it like it is- T*its and *ss. There. Done.

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