Visiting the parents.

I’m not done driving all over the country in my unfinished van yet. But I got to my parents house last night on the East Coast.

By 11 AM this morning my Ma has called me a “jack*ss”, “crazy” and begged me to get in the shower and “do something about that hair”. Then she said I looked like I combed my hair with a blender. I then took a selfie with her and the hair she made fun of. Now I’m pooping.

I’ll take that shower and do something about this hair, but I swear to god- it’s so good to be home.

At least she made a killer pisghetti last night.

 

Me with bad hair on my Mom’s toilet. Maybe next time she’ll think twice…

6 Comments

  • Terri Potts

    September 23, 2017

    Hahahah! Nothing like being home with a mama 🙂

    Reply
  • Anonymous

    September 23, 2017

    HaHaAhHaAhHaHaHa!!
    Forget the bad hair on the -er!!!

    Oh YES!!!
    Psisghetti on the East Coast with the Fam is IT!!!

    …Yo Virgo’s MA,
    shamefully, I’m envious ‍♀️

    PS your Ma does need a new blender now! So silly you are.
    Good luck Mark, rest of the trip! ‍♀️

    Reply
  • Anonymous

    September 23, 2017

    Oh dang…
    That’s me, Audrey

    Reply
  • Elisa Estremera

    September 23, 2017

    Thanks for the good, hearty laugh! I needed it!

    Reply
  • Anonymous

    September 27, 2017

    Does your mother know you’re a faggot?

    Reply
    • VocalVirgo

      October 2, 2017

      Hi anonymous! So nice of you to drop in!
      To answer you’re stupid question: Yes, they do know because they walked in on me while I was f*cking your FATHER good and hard in the *ss. He loved it too.
      Have a nice day!

      Reply

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