I’m not done driving all over the country in my unfinished van yet. But I got to my parents house last night on the East Coast.
By 11 AM this morning my Ma has called me a “jack*ss”, “crazy” and begged me to get in the shower and “do something about that hair”. Then she said I looked like I combed my hair with a blender. I then took a selfie with her and the hair she made fun of. Now I’m pooping.
I’ll take that shower and do something about this hair, but I swear to god- it’s so good to be home.
At least she made a killer pisghetti last night.