Worse than the skunks.

Two skunks we’re outside fighting over some food I fed them. They were just being little pigs about themselves. Then the next thing I know, it starts completely smelling like skunk *ss in the motorhome. The windows were closed and the door was shut, however the stink of their *sses were stuck inside. I now have the door open with the screen door shut and every window open. It’s better. The problem is is that I have been farting so bad and so steaming hot for the last few hours that I think it’s actually worse than when the skunks stink came in here. It actually smells like somebody came in here, shit a steaming hot pile on the floor and walked out. I don’t know what I ate and I don’t know why this is happening to me. But my nose hurts.

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