My dumb*ss friend called me and told me that he forgot to feed his dogs before he left. So I went over to his house and fed his dogs. And played with them of course, because they are SO Ugly. And now I’m going to take a long hot bath in his bathtub. Because he’s the dumb*ss who gave me keys to his house. Merry Christmas! PS: I will be using every kind of soap and sudsie that you have in there. You’re Welcome.